Comments on: Bumper Stickers

By: glo

glo — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Whoo hoo, I have one, I have one…

It’s times like this I wish I had two asses…you could kiss both of them…

By: HWS

HWS — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

Mine is “I think it’s time to put some chlorine in the gene pool” or “lotteries, a tax on people who are bad at math”

By: Leave it to cleavage

Leave it to cleavage — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

“Unless you’re a hemorrhoid, get off my ass” and my other favorite, “Keep honking, I’m reloading”

By: Trouble

Trouble — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

and, especially:

"Don't Make Me Get My Flying Monkeys!"

By: TJ

TJ — Wed, 31 Dec 1969 18:00:00 +0000

One of my favorites is “I want to be just like me when I grow up”.Another is “Your daughter is sitting next to me in this piece of shit truck”. (well, I’m in the south, what do you expect?!)

Oh yeah and how could we ever forget the “Honk for Jesus” bumper sticker?When I was in college and drove my mother’s old piece-of-shit Cutlas Broughm I had a bumper sticker made for it, “0 to 60 in 20 minutes”.