As seen on a bumper sticker today…
“There’s a village in Texas that’s missing an idiot”
TGIF! On that note I am reviving an oldie but goodie, one of my favorite bar games…
What is your porn star name?
First name is the name of your first pet. Last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on. Ready to play?
My porn star name is Baron Veronica
Daisy B
Trish Patricia doesn’t sound very pornish. Geez, how lame, lol!
Wade how sexy and Lisa I can SO see you as a Baron, lol.
Fluffy Whitmore
mine is…Zorro Maple.
Kimba Mombasha … wow….sounds exotic, huh?
I’m Tippy Bayberry. Has a nice ring to it, wouldn’t ya say?
I promise I’m not making this up: Fred Morgan. Nice, eh?
I’m loving these names folks – too funny!
love that bumper sticker!
My porn name is a little bit country: Coco Crooked Oak
Sam Froide….weird…But a couple of really good names came up!
Kimba Mombasha … wow….sounds exotic, huh?
Forgive me, but that name is begging for a big schlong attached to it… LMAO!
by the way the taxes thing… i got my second notice in the mail yesterday, i guess i have to do my taxes now.
Lady Montgomery……perhaps I’m really Lady Chatterly’s cousin?
Mine is Poiny 19. WTF kind of name is that??? My first street was 19th lane. Not very exotic or erotic huh?
Brandy L
I don’t have a porn name but my ex father in law gave me an indian name once: NoTallTammyTinyTwoTits. I am only 5′2″ so maybe that’s where he came up with it.
I sound like a Nascar driver: Buddy Allison
Bingo Wilshire, and I take offense at the Texas joke. I AM STILL LIVING IN THE VILLAGE!! HUGS
Cleo Rodeo – some of the names above crack me up! haha – great game.
Sam Edson…
ok, I made a mistake, mine is Poiny Mulberry. I don’t think that one is much better. But the pet’s name was Poindexter, so I guess that makes me Poindexter Mulberry? Oy. That sounds more like my geek name than my porn name.
Puss-Puss Daley-Alley.
Dunno, sounds like a mouthful …
Oh, on that village idiot front – are they looking for a replacement? Dream Job!
Can anyone apply, or do you have to have been president of some country first?
OMG you guys are hilarious!
I don’t have a pet so…but my porn star drink name is Martini twizzler
Tony Florence. What a fun game! And I like that name. Thanks for visiting my place. I’ll be back.
Porn Star Names! How Funny!! One night a group of buddies and I were talking about Peter North. I was the youngest of the bunch and an older guy said. “Geez, he’s been around forever”. Eww! Anyway, funny!!
Mine is Red Providence
tehehee
Fluffy Toy Shop.
Mine would be Tarzan Wagner
I never could get the hang of swinging from a chandelier though…
Brandy Hadress?????/ I think The Jewess Gone Wild is a little closer, but hey I’ll go for whatever!!
Jasper Sprague … not too bad.