I loved this idea thus I borrowed stole it from this blogger.
Here are my cyber holiday gifts to everyone on my blogroll. Just cause I adore y’all, (well most of you anyhoo.) It may take me a week or so to get through the list – please be patient! So, without further ado and in no particular order here are things I wish for you, (and would give you if I could.)
Today we are focusing on the gals…
Laurie, I wish for you a hot man that will release your inner wild woman 
the high paid job of your dreams, a town where you can ride your motorcycle all year round, and a great babysitter. Oh and a visit to NYC so we can hang out!
TJ, I wish for you that your new friend is Mr. Right, and the sheer joy of calling J-Date and telling them to go f*%k themselves. I also wish you great good health. Oh and Netflix delivering B horror movies on an hourly basis.
Nat, I wish you front row seats at the Grammy awards and VIP passes to every cool party afterwards. I also wish you a boss that you can tell to take a flying leap, and finally a new job as head buyer of rock memorabilia for Hard Rock Cafe.
Lizzie, I wish for you that all your exams and papers are over forever and ever. And of course A’s on everything! Also, the job of your dreams with big bucks attached. Finally I wish that your commenters would stop teasing about your affinity for “bugles” snacks.
Miss Trubs, I wish you for you sexy boots in every style and color, the legal and financial ability to rip your ex a new one, a book deal, and that you and Tribble live happily ever after.
Heather B., I wish for you a coach bag to accessorize every outfit, peace, serenity and happiness, a job where no one ever stands over you micromanaging again, and the opportunity to run the world, (maybe Lizzie can help?!)
CC, I wish for you a month in an island paradise with your hubby, the body of your dreams, a job running a major movie studio and Raoul the Cabana boy to bring you frothy drinks with an umbrella, (Trubs and I will loan him to you!) in both places.
More folks on Friday, (or Thursday if I can get my ass in gear.)
Thanks, Lisa! Actually, I’d be happy with a trip to NYC – I’ve never been there!
That, and a motorcycle ride – if I had to choose between my bike and a guy – I’d miss him.
Not gonna lie, when I just saw your comment I ‘ran’ over here, I got really freaking excited. And my, you know me too well. Wouldn’t it be awesome if Lizzie and I ran the world? We’d make everyone liberal and we would be the snarkiest leaders of the land. I’d make it my personal rule to force people to have coach, because Dooney and Burke is just gross.
thanks!!!
Gasp! There’s something wrong with having an affinity for Bugles? Lizzie, I got yer back.
LB, LB, LB, LB, LB, LB *\o/* Just when I think you’ve hit the ceiling on being sweet, thoughtful, adorable, and totally swank, you go and do something crazy like this.
Thank you, and from your lips….(or keyboard, rather)
You are welcome ladies!
Laurie – You are too funny!
Heather B. – I would love to see two snarksters like yourself and Lizzie running the land. Oh and I agree, Dooney and Burke SUCK.
Trubs – The Bugles thing, well I will let Lizzie explain. As for me being sweet? As I mentioned before I am a major mondo bitch.
Also, cause I’m in a bit of a crapola mood, (call me Miss Scrooge,) I thought paying some good stuff forward might get me more in the holiday spirit.
Muy generoso.
You’re thisclose to your wish of getting me to blog myself…but only so I could find out what’s in your long-legged stocking for moi! Byatch!
Thanks Lisa but my calling Jdate to tell them F off won’t be anything new or exciting for me, lol. My mother let slip that she and my dad bought me and the kids a DVD player for Hanukkah so Netflix it is! As for Mr. Right, we’ll see if you’re right! Thanks for the good wishes MWAH!
thanks, Lisa! those would be the best presents ever! (and thanks for being on my side in the great bugle debate
) and I’ll totally help Heather rule the world!
Stands last in line…..holding out hands….
Umm….errr…..I guess I wasn’t good this year. *sniffle*
Walks away with tail in between legs.
Hooray! I love my Gift LisaB!
Best cyber gift EVER! Thanks, LisaB!!! But you gotta come with me to the awards!!!!
And nothing for me…:( That’s ok, I’ll survive until the next post. *smiles hopefully*
Allison – Muchas gracias!
Linny – You better hurry up, I’ll be done with this gift giving thing soon
Nyah, Nyah, I have longer legs than you do… beyotch!
TJ – LOL re: Jdate. And you are welcome!
Lizzie – My pleasure. And I expect a high office since I appointed you gals
Deb – Awww, I’m getting to you soon, I promise!
CC – I am happy you are pleased!
Nat – Thanks for the invite, I accept! And I’m glad you liked your gift so much!
Leave – Awww, I’m getting to you soon, I promise.
Ladies, what part of “be patient” and “in no particular order” didn’t you understand