Now for something completely different, (and bonus points if you get the reference!)
If you could have any celebrity be your date for one evening, who would it be and why?
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Where would you go?
What would you do? (Please keep it R rated *OR LESS!)
What would you want to ask him/her?
What would you wear?
The sky is the limit!
Enquiring, (ok nosy,) minds want to know. Let’s hear it folks!
*Updated cause I left something out. Oops.
I can’t say..I’d get in huge trouble with my hubby!
it’s a Monty Python reference. I would like to go out w/Anna Nicole Smith solely to help her with her tax work. She would pay me with sexual services. That would make my tax season.
Oh, please. Ask something tricky, like, “Which Monty Python troupe member was the first to use the phrase, ‘And now for something completely different?’” (Hint: it was not John Cleese.)
Bonus for knowing what the first “something completely different” was.
Anyway.
If I could have any celebrity be my date for one evening, it would be Anthony Bourdain, and the reason would be that he knows some really good places to eat.
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Where would we go? Wherever he recommended.
What would we do? (Please keep it R rated!) Er, have dinner. Oh, keep it R-rated. We’d start with the turtle soup, drizzled with a spoonful of dry sherry. If you think that isn’t insanely sexual, you’ve never had turtle soup.
What would I want to ask him? Was the cobra heart really worth it?
What would I wear? My blue shirt that makes everyone say, “You look so cute today!”
*Clears throat*
I meant to say: (Please keep it R rated OR LESS!)
Oops my bad
oh, this is too hard! can I have a threesome, er, foursome instead? Dane Cook, Johnny Depp and Ryan Reynolds…please? I plead the fifth regarding what I would do with them.
Ok, easy. Ellen Degeneres. (sp?) Not a date so much as a side splitting, lotsa laughing, fun chat afternoon.
We would go to eat and then to play putt-putt golf.
I’d ask her about her life.
I’d wear jeans and a very small white t-shirt ; )
*giggling*
Which male celeb WOULDN’T I go out with? Okay… seriously. It’s not going to be a big surprise to you, Lisa, since you read my site.
I’d ask Dale Earnhardt, Jr. We’d go wherever he wanted to go. We’d do whatever he wanted to do. provided at the end of the date we got to do what I wanted to do (heh heh heh). I’d want to ask him if short, brunette women who looked like Christina Ricci were his type.
I’d probably wear some hot-fitting black jeans and a little red top. 
What about YOU, Miss Lisa? What are your plans for Clive Owen?
Can I combine 2 celebrities? I’d put Conan O’Brien’s sense of humor in Joaquin Phoenix’s body. Hmm, I have to think about the other questions…
Hi sweetie! I’m gonna have to plead the fifth amendment on this one! LOL I’m not falling for this! Nope, not gonna!
Kelly Monaco… my one true love. Keeping my mouth shut about the other answers.
I would go out with Sting
Where would you go?
A nice rotating restaurant
What would you do? (Please keep it R rated *OR LESS!)
We’d eat and drink and try to walk backwards in the rotating restaurant
What would you want to ask him/her?
“Can we do the Kuma Sutra positions you’re so famous for?”
What would you wear?
Yoga gear!
I hate all celebrities and would only want to go on a date with one of them so I could subvert their confidence or cause them physical injury.
Any celebrity will do.
Do I have to pick a lady? Because what I want is for John Travolta to fly me someplace warm! Oh, and can I fly the plane a while? And if the sky is the limit, I’d really pushing it! I’d wear a pilot’s hat, of course! And hey, if the are any lady celebrity pilots, that would be even better, but I don’t know of any! Brrr, my hands are f-f-freezing, I can hardly type!
Sorry, Lizzie, but Joaquin Phoenix is mine–mind, body, and spirit!
We would go to some lame Vegetarian place, because he’s Vegan. Sheesh.
We would pick over the lentils and tofu and discuss politics and music
I would ask him about his inner turmoil, of course
I would wear something devastastingly, mind-bogglingly sexy
Ahh.. that’s easy: Angelina Jolie
We would go for a motorcycle ride along the Pacific Coast Highway.
I would ask her what she did with that vial of Billy Bob’s blood.
I would wear black leather, of course!
If you could have any celebrity be your date for one evening, who would it be and why?
Where would you go?
What would you do? (Please keep it R rated *OR LESS!)
What would you want to ask him/her?
What would you wear?
I would go for a early June moonight night bike ride down Going-To-The-Sun Road with Jennifer Garner. We would have dinner at a cabin at Lake McDonald, catered by Bobby Flay. I would personally pare the wine for each course. A nice ‘62 tawny Porto would go nicely with dessert. Candles. A string quartet with dinner. A fireplace. Wander out on the dock and she would enjoy the clear, crisp mountain air and the arctic glow of the sun at midnight in my arms. She would tell me her dreams, hopes, and desires, and I would promise her the world. And then, I would take her to my bed and fulfill at least two of the desires, mine and hers.
Clothing: first a cycling kit. then after our shower Levi 501 relaxed jeans and my black nike t-shirt, and keen sandals. Wool sweater for the stroll. and then… I don’t think I really need to spell it out do I?
Oy vey. Now that’s a hard question. OOO I know I know.. Ummm… Well Ummmm…
Oded Fehr
Because he is a hotty!!
I don’t know what I would wear.. Something glamorous that didn’t show too much skin–don’t want him to think I am a hooker..Gotta keep that occupation under wraps on the first date
We’d go to this great Mediterrenean restaurant in Houston called Suzie’s grill…
I have no idea what I’d ask him, depend on the moment.. LOL
Hope this made you laugh..
Crispin Glover, anywhere, completely stoned out of his friggin’ mind on “Feck Weed.” And me, with a mini-hidden tape recorder.
I’ve always wanted to have the cheesy date where you go to the amusement park and ride the rides and he wipes the ketchup off my mouth and kisses me, and wins me a stuffed animal that will no doubt just gather dust. With my husband, of course! There is a reason why I married him! I kinda like him!
P.S. He will be a celebrity some day.
SHAKIRA—-definitely! In love with that woman!
Where would you go? My house.
What would you do? Play her CD and watch her dance.
What would you want to ask him/her? To marry me.
What would you wear? A smile.
I’m with Dawn – i’d like a Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds sammich please. (Sorry Boogs)
Where would you go? Penthouse suite at the Hudson stocked with chilled champagne
What would you do? Perfect the art of the sammich.
What would you want to ask him (them)? How’d you get so bendy! Meow.
What would you wear? Hopefully nothing by the end of the night.
I’m gonna be in trouble
Good question. I read the post, thought about it and now I’m back and I’m still a little blank.
I would love to go out on a date with George Clooney.
Where would you go? Paris
What would you do? Go to the top of the Eiffel Tower
What would you want to ask him? Will you marry me
What would you wear? Something low cut and stretchy
Too funny – I love it! You guys are the bestest
Keep ‘em coming!
If I’m only going to have one date, I’m pretty sure nothing too romantic is going to happen. So, I might as well go out with someone interesting, like Hilary Clinton or Oprah.