My first summer job was at McDonalds. I was 16 and saving my minimum wage pittance money for a car. I was hired as a counter girl and handed out burgers, fries, shakes, and those oh-so-yummy frisbees apple pies. The store I worked at was not far from where I lived and many of my friends used to come in and hang out. I also got to flirt with all the cute guys on the football team. All in all a pretty fun job. I ate a quarter pounder and fries every day for three months, thus starting a lifetime addiction to McDonalds. And NO, I refuse to read Fast Food Nation or see Super Size Me for that very reason. I don’t WANT to stop liking McDonalds!
One day I was on a break relaxing in the locker room. There had been rumors that THE Ronald McDonald was coming to our store to hand out food and prizes and I was looking forward to it.
Suddenly in walked the man himself in all his glory.
He said hi and I said hi and he started talking to me, asking how old I was, where I went to high school etc.. Suddenly he said he needed to take care of something. Well he did.
RONALD MCDONALD PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS IN FRONT OF ME.
I mumbled something and RAN out of the room, back to the safety of the restaurant.
It’s enough to put a girl off clowns FOREVER.
So…you’re saying he wasn’t super-sized himself?….lol
I HATE Clowns. I am terrified by them. Seriously freak me out.
Oh and great minds think alike…you’ll see.
So you didn’t want to see his Big Mac, eh? With the Special Sauce?
(Sorry.)
That’s wrong.
At least you knew he was a clown. A lot of girls don’t find out the guys they’re hanging out with are clowns until after they drops their pants.
According to the Send Out the Clowns? poll, 26.3% of people think clowns are creepy, and 10% of people said, “I have never known anyone in my entire life who liked clowns. What’s the point of clowns?”
But nobody said clowns were sexual deviants.
OMG lol
I’ve always wanted a good excuse to beat that freak up! Bring in the clown!
Ding! Round One… oooOOOHH, it’s a knockout and Ronald goes down, he takes a powder in the first round! Yay!!! *raucous cheering*
hahaha That ain’t ketchup on his lip!
Shut the fuck up! He did not! OMG…I cant believe Ronald McDonald made a pass at you! That is beyond funny! LMAO! And its so creepy that Ronald actually wants sex. But it does make sense, since the only female friend he has is a bird.
P.S. I wonder if it would have looked like this, had you gone through it?
Lisa and Ronald?
Well you know what they say to clowns with big feet, right?
Niether do I. Hope it wasn’t too traumatic for ya!
Well then you should have no problem watching Super Size Me…if that didn’t put you off of McDonald’s forever.
I don’t know if I want to laugh, be horrified or both. At least we know one thing for sure, it wasn’t Michael Jackson.
I’ve never cared for clowns. Always seemed creepy to me and even more so now.
How were his fries hangin? (I know…POOR TASTE!!)
Ronald McPervert? That is just plain wrong.
Eeewwww… Dirty ol’ Ronald…Lol
You are kidding right!?! I mean, where were you at when he just exposed all of his glory to you? And what on earth did you mumble!? I’m totally in suspense. hahaha!
damn, why didn’t these comments work for me yesterday?
I think I asked WTF basically…lol So did he actually show you his clown penis? Did you have to receive counseling? Because I think I would have!!
If you’re anywhere near 167 E. 75th St (betw Lex and 3rd), you can see a crappy off-off-Broadway show I’m involved with in some way.
Did Ronald McDonald touch you inappropriately? It’s okay, you can tell me (and please, spare no details).
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
That post right there will be the highlight of my day. Ronald McPerve……..I’ve never been one for clowns either (I missed getting called down to do Bozo the Clown’s showcase by 1 freaking number–I was 57, the kid that got picked was 56), but you obviously have more of a legitimate reason than I do.
so, was it yellow and orange? Did he have ‘curly fries’?
I think I would run screaming like an insane person from any clown for the rest of my life if I were you…or do porns with old Ronnie. Either way. just sayin.
Now what I’m not getting is how come you weren’t turned off of Quarter Pounders after that experience! EEEEK!
Ronald McPervert is right
That dirty old lech. He’s lucky I didn’t go home and tell my Dad cause he would have kicked that sicko clown’s ass to the next planet.
As for looking at his privates, I ran when the pants came down, (all I saw was his droopy boxers and skinny legs lol. Which was MORE than enough. EWWWWWWWWWW)
FYI, I have not liked clowns since that day.
Oh and Se7? Thanks for defending my honor, (that was some nice punching
)
McDonald’s still makes great burgers and fries though.
If you were a responsible employee you would have asked: “Would you like fries with that?”
Honestly… I am flabergasted. the McDonald himself was offering you his McDick and you ran. LOL
OMG! And the comments here are killing me, too!
I have not ate at McDonalds for at least 15 years. Well, I lie, I will steal an occasional fry from someone. They cook them in beef fat, that’s why they’re so good.
I always thought that stupid clown was a pervert. Good work, se7, for beating him up!
Did he want fries with that order?
I always knew Ronald was a pervert! Come on, he HAD to be to want to wear that costume for as long as he has! It gets him off!
I hate clowns too, that would just seal it for me.
It was all part of a McD’s promo tour pushing the ill-fated McWiener.
This makes me very happy I’m a vegetarian and never have the urge to go to McDonalds.
That’s way too disturbing. I worked at a McDs about 4 years ago, and I won’t eat anything but chicken nuggets from there, if I even eat there, anymore. I hate fast food now because of it.
LOL. OMG, Lisa. That WOULD happen to you.
LOL.. that is sooo wrong.
I read “Fast Food Nation” and I saw “Supersize Me”. Hasn’t stopped me from buying Happy Meals for the kiddies, though… (shame on me! but it’s quick! it’s easy! loser mom!)
Oh my god. Did you report him?
Oh man… a McFlasher?
Seriously, watch SuperSize Me… free yourself from the chains of the McPerv.
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Oooooo nooooooo!! One more reasons to hate clowns!! LOL!
Great post & congrats
Oh MommaK said it perfectly. One more reason to hate clowns! (Really I do hate clowns. They are just plain evil!) Congrats on your perfect post award.
Oh, hahahahaha! Not that it was funny for you back then, but I didn’t see that one coming. WOW.
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Oooh. That’s one of those things that’s only funny in the retelling. Growing up, my small hometown had an enormously popular “Breakfast with Ronald” event every year. All the kids went. I refused. I really hated that guy. Now, I know why.
I just thought of something else.
Was he using a condiment?
If it had of been me. I would have kicked him in the McNuggets and then laughed at him. That’s what clowns are for isn’t it? Laughing at.?
I’m sorry … what? Please tell me that he pulled down his pants and then he peed …. wait even that is disturbing. Fuck!