Things to do before your boyfriend hits town, (WooHoo, my sweetie Se7en is coming back to NYC!)
Scrub the bathroom on your hands and knees until it sparkles, (this one is going to take a while. Ewww.)
Attack dust bunnies, vacuum, sweep, mop, and clean everything in sight, (I guess a blizzard is good for something.)
Prepare a delicious homemade supper – lasagna in case you were wondering – to pop in the oven as soon as he arrives. (Really, I didn’t mind fighting the pre-blizzard crowd at the grocery – um much.)
Change sheets, fluff up pillows, and make bedroom sexy and inviting, (smirk.)
Wax, exfoliate, deep condition hair, etc… (The joys of being a woman!)
Buy a special Valentines gift, (I’m SO not telling.)
And when he says how good everything looks, (and how hard you must have worked,) be sure and tell him:
“Awww, thanks Baby but it ALWAYS looks this way.” (Cross fingers behind back.)
I’m so glad that you have a sweetie and you’re so excited about it all. Good for you. Your preparations sound perfect!!! Have FUN!
You sound exactly like me!! Except, I didn’t quite get the house finished the last time… so much to do, so little time. We only got about two inches of snow despite the fact it snowed non-stop for 24 hours!!
lol…I think you may have just blown your story on ‘this is how it always looks’ with this post.
Have a great Valentine’s Day!
Thank g-d I’m at the point in my relationship where I don’t have to go crazy with the cleaning. I still do the womanly things…but all bets are off with the cleaning.
At least you don’t have to shovel snow! Have a great time!!!
Hi baby! I’ll be there tomorrow to help melt all that fresh snow! Yay! Mike’s right, you blew your story! LOL Can’t fool me now!
Lasagna… hmmmmmm
Lisa have fun…well not with the cleaning, I mean.
just imagine – if you get married and you stop with the cleaning AND the shaving.
Don’t forget to leave the toilet seat up.
You two are so cute – I was at se7en’s site, and he sounds all excited, and then I come here, and you’re all excited… awww
Have a great time!!! (I have a feeling you will!)
Lucky, lucky 7!
Uhh… you blew your cover by posting this post.
But I don’t think Se7en is with you because you have a clean apartment and you’re a good cook…
Happy Valentine’s Day with your sweetie!
You can have your man, but can I borrow that lasagna for a few hours?
Ahhh things are so different when you are married.
Have a great V-Day!
Lisa darling – hire a maid. Enough with the scrubbing – have someone else do it. Enjoy Valentine’s with your man
I totally believe in outsourcing all of those assignments.
Have fun!
Have a great time with your sweetie!
Happy Valentines sweetie! Made up something special just for you! Valentine Card
hugs and kisses!
Awwww…. you two are so….
Shmoopie!!! LOL…
Happy VDay to you both! Love and *kisses*!
You know…next time, if you wanna save on time and money…just meet him at the door, stark naked in a whip cream bikini. That’s all guys really want. That, and for you to tell him, he’s the biggest and the best. LOL…
P.S. Tell Se7en to be expecting some business from me in the next week or so. I’m so ready to change the template of my blog!
It is SO wonderful to read about the sparks between you two. Have fun!
Oh SH*T! I forgot to primp the most important room up in the house—the bedroom! Thanks for reminding me. I guess my ‘mind’ wanders since I’ve been living with my girlfriend for twelve years now. *sigh*
My bad!
Enjoy!!! And Happy Valentine’s Day sweetie!
You’re such a nice girlfriend….and because of it I’m never letting my well…i can’t call him my boyfriend, so we’ll just go with “person who spends 90% of his day at my house because he’s an asshat and can’t figure out that eventually I’m going to get sick of our current relationship arrangement” read this post.
I established early in our relationship that I don’t make my bed, I hate to clean, and I’ll do anything with my legs not shaved that I will when they are (lol).
Then again, thanks to this compromise, I allow him to yell at the television like the football players can hear them, I bite my tongue when he drinks milk from the carton, and stare at him like I still think he’s brilliant even though he just spent 10 minutes yelling at me because he misplaced his wallet in another pair of jeans as if it was my fault somehow……..
I’m twenty one years old and I have a relationship that resembles that of an old married couple.
Oh god.
I hope that some day I can achieve your level of good girlfriend-ness…………I’m sure Se7en appreciated it
Take it from me, be careful the facade you create, it can haunt you. I did the same thing with last boyfriend/now hubby. He often wonders what happened to the Dating Tish and her neatness.
I can’t get your comments to work on the ronald mcdonald post!!
I didn’t know you and Se7en was together.. How cute is that.. Well have fun and Se7en Good job!!
what a cliffhanger! you better tell us how this turned out! lol
What did you buy him for Valentine’s Day? Have fun.