I’m not big on telling jokes on my blog but I’m busy as all get out this week – enjoy!
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One sweet kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince! Then we will marry, move back into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so.”
That night, as the princess dined on frogs legs in garlic butter, she laughed to herself and thought “I don’t f–king think so.”
thanks for the chuckle… this was a good one!
You’re up early today lil missy..and a joke is always a good way to start any day.
hahahahahahaha now THAT was funny! I may just have to steal that for Sunday mornings!
Hey baby!!
Wow, what a stupid frog! LOL Very funny!
ha! that’s an oldie but goodie!!!
That’s cute!
Thanks for the smile.
BWAH!
Ha!!! Very cute!
Lisa–I’m laughing hysterically. And I bet you are writing about the “people I see” everywhere.
Ok for some reason I wrote “writing” instead of “right”. This is why I’m only “almost literary”.
Boy, I feel silly.
Hey, Lisa, I finally got here on the recommendation of D-Man, Michael Mannng, Golfwidow, Dawn, Denny and Deni. I’m a little slow. This is a cool place. I’ll be back.
To all the Princesses out there….rock on !!!
Thanks everyone! I thought it was funny too
Bud – Welcome! We sure do share a lot of mutual friends. I’ll be around to visit you soon as well!
BWAAAHHAAAAHAAAAA! Awesome!
Too funny.
cannibalism, I tell you!
HAHA That joke is good and it’s easy for me to remember to tell since I usually suck at telling jokes!
hehehe
I love that joke! When I read it, it reminded me of that movie The Frog Prince with Aileen Quinn and Helen Hunt…too funny!
David: You mean to tell me that Aileen Quinn was in more than just Annie? FASCINATING.
Hilarious joke, Lisa! Hope work slows down for you soon…
Yes BLS…she was. Although in The Frog Prince, she was really annoying. Half way through, I sided with her evil sister, Helen Hunt, and wished she would just go and drown herself in the lake.
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa…. love it
Wait, does this mean all I had to do was eat Mr. Lane’s legs and I would have been free and clear?
Have a great weekend!
It’s not easy being green……………HA HA HA!
Oh Lisa B…thank you thank you thank you for that story. After last week of man hell, that definitely cheered me up