Remember how I told you guys I blew out my knee? Well I have been in physical therapy for the last couple of weeks and it’s going quite well. The physical therapist is sweet, positive, and encouraging – she really knows her stuff! In fact I’m so pleased that I wanted to introduce her to you guys.
Ready?
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Here she is!
And I simply adore her way of inspiring me…
Never a dull moment in my life!
Lisa, that is SO funny. I know just what you mean. My trainer is coming back from Czech Republic Tuesday and she’s gonna kick my fat ass! I often think of her as my dominatrix.
Holy Vienerschnitzel, Batgirl! Are you sure she’s giving you therapy on your knee? ;D
I was just talking to someone about how I was in such great shape after I dislocated my shoulder and broke my wrist–so I need to run into a brick wall to get back in shape–yesterday.
Those Nazi physical therapists can just melt the pounds right off of you!!
You make physical therapy sound like oh such good times. There but for the grace of gourd ‘n’ all dat.
If she starts teaching you how to goose step, be very suspicious!
But, where’s the bees? No bees? Oh, I’m so disappointed!
Amazing… my back was hurting until I got to your site…. it amazingly feels so much better now.
how interesting. you should post pics of the lessons, too.
Be careful. You just might end up enticing the wrong kind of readers with this post:)
Thats the way all physical therapists are. They have special classes for them, “The sadistic lifestyle”. and “No pain, no gain.”
Bud – LOL! Fyi, when looking for images I had to look under dominatrix
Carolyn – Oh, I’m SURE
Zen – I am sure I will have the skinniest knee in town. Or maybe not
Golfwidow – It’s all just a big laugh riot
Se7en – Hehe, no goosestepping for me!
Alas no bees, they just rhymed
Denny – We have ways of making you feel better! Bwahahahahaha!
Treespotter – Um, no thanks
Janet – I thought about that too! Great minds lol.
Miss Cellania – You are right! Very funny
Classic, Lisa! I adore your sarcasm. Glad your rehab is going… well, going. LOL
And on an aside, let me know if you hear of any $20.00 sidewalk sales for down comforters! I only found 99$ and up today… boo.
Oy. I can only imagine what she would do to inspire a nice jew girl like myself. A nice long shower? a visit to the ovens?
Anyway, love…I want to meet up with you and Last girl when I get into NYC in December! VIP…drinks on me! *L*
Just stoppin’ by to say thank you for the sweet wishes you left for me and my little guy on my blog during our little health crisis.
CP.
Hey! She didn’t tell me she had borrowed my latex suit and whip!
..think I’ve been to that gym.
Hahahaha…PT in Black! Feeling a little out of control, hmmmm?
She looks like my kind of woman! Hurt me, hurt me!
Of course, if she fixes your knee up right, it will be worth it.
The thing about us PTs is that somewhere underneath it all is a strange fetish for DOMINATION. HA HA. not really, well MAYBE.
I tell all of my patients/victims therapy should be the hardest thing in life so that life is easy. PT isn’t a walk in the park, but the method TO walk in the park.
Besides, it’s great blog fodder.
Keep it up, it does work. Hurts, yes. Works though.
I think I saw her in “Kill Bill, Vol.2″…
I’ve been searching for a Halloween costume…
Oob – Thanks Hon! Snarky is my middle name
I DID see a street fair yesterday but not until it was almost over. I’m not sure if there is a website for that or not? That was still one of my all time best bargains!
CP – Oy
I would love to get together with you and Deni next time you come visit! Just let me know when
And you are very welcome. I’m glad things worked out well!
DutchBitch – I’ll let her to know to return them asap
Joel – LOL. I think they are all over the place!
Seamus – Shhhhh
Vince – LMAO! I hear ya and agree.
Tish – I wish you were here to be my physical therapist. Well maybe
No seriously, I do!
Bruce – Me too!
Allison – I’m not sure if she ever takes it off
LMAO!! Seriously, though… I had PT on a knee a bunch of years ago. This woman told me how long to expect treatment and she was right on! And best of all, she cured me and my aching knee!
wait a minute…your PT is Catwoman? ;D
She may be sadistic, but she also appears to have a flair for the dramatic, so I hope you’re using the time wisely, and taking notes.
P.S. to your knee: get better soon! sooner!
Lisa: My stress headache is now receding! Must have been the prospect of facing that Nazi Chick!! lol!
LB,
That is hilarious. I miss reading your bloog. I will be in NYC Dec 28- Jan 3. I hope I get to meet all of my blogging buddies. I hope you are around. And take care of that knee.
T
Where do I sign up for therapy?
Hey, she may be a nazi….but at least she’s not a hot guy. My physical therapist was a hot guy with a rockin bod. Imagine being all contorted with that staring at you.
Just try to remember, she’s being a bitch just to help you.
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