Supposedly this was based on a true story. Just remember I received it via email after all! It’s written in the first person…
I took a plane trip recently, and it ended up being quite a ride! My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, whose wit and charm put everyone in a good mood.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came walking down the aisle and said:
“Captain Marvey has just asked me to announce that he’ll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well dressed, Arabic looking woman who hadn’t moved a muscle.
“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us onto the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said:
“In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.”
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied:
“Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray up, Bitch.”
LMAO!!!!! hahahaha
Very, very funny! LOL Captain Marvey!!!
fabulous!!!!
Who says royalty is archaic and without merit???? LMAO!!!
Haha! Cute! Gotta love the queens!!!
That’s what makes America beautiful–maybe not every guy can grow up to be President, but there is Queen potential in all of us.
lol! I’ve heard that one before, but it’s a classic!
…………er, well, everyone but a total “0″ on the Kinsey Scale, but you know what I mean.
Yep, Queen Bitch outranks Princess Dumbass every time.
LOL @ Fuzz!
That man is a prince among queens.
(I wish I could take credit for the above expression, but I stole it from Carrie Fisher.)
Oh, that’s great.
Definitely a classic as Dawn said…
That is great, hadn’t heard it before.