Neighbor: “Did you see that dude at the gym? He was hot!”
Lisa: “I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.”
Neighbor: “Or for ice cream on a hot night.”
Lisa: “Or for rich gooey chocolate.”
Neighbor: “Or for strawberries with whipped cream.”
Lisa: “Or for pretty much anything else either.”
I’m going to take a shower now.
HAHA! You is crazy (finger snap)
But what if he was:
- Eating Haggis
- Suddenly spoke like Kermit the Frog, and refused to stop for over an hour
- Turned out to be a robot
- Had a tattoo which said “Expert Stalker”
These are all important questions, to be sure.
LOL Have you seen the Jell-O commercial with the bridesmaids post-wedding? This so reminds me of that!!!
Not much else beats eye candy at the gym. Viva la hotness!!!!
Have a great weekend!
Interesting. Sex often makes me hungry too.
Lisa: How funny. We used to say, “She could eat crackers in my bed anytime”. But “for pretty much anything else” covers it all. Have to rush off to the gym!
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OK, my plane is landing at LaGuardia in about 7 hours. Be there to pick me up and take me to the gym!
There is an old saying around here which goes, ‘I wouldn’t kick her out of bed unless she wanted to do it in the floor.’
That’s so funny. Love the analogies. My friends and I use breakfast, as in a Grand Slam (meaning Denny’s) for a really beautiful girl and Continential for somebody who’s OK. Crude, I guess, but just saying… =+)
Did you notice that mashed potatoes never make it into a simile?
I knew there was a reason for going to a gym to “work out” LOL
WOO HOO! Nothing like a hot guy to make you think of food!
Well at least someone around here has some eye candy. I’ve yet to see a good looking guy at my gym. So sad.
Ok girlie, here’s what you gotta do: Next time you see him, offer him a cracker and make him follow the crumbs all the way to your place!
but, what if he asked if you have flava beans and a nice chianti?
Sounds like someone needs some action!
I guess that about covers it.
My line that I use: “I wouldn’t kick him out of bed unless he wanted to do it on the floor.”
There’s Something About Marty? maybe not.
now THAT would actually motivate me to go to the gym … except that my gym is women only
hey, maybe that’s the problem — time to look in to the co-ed gym option
Hhhmm…well, women’s conversations about males aren’t anywhere near as graphic as men’s are!
I want pictures!
I think his anazingly hot sister just started working at my workplace.
Ok, now i wanna see this guy
What if he ate the leftovers you were saving for lunch…?