After our first vacation as a couple last August went so smoothly, HCFG and I decided to spend Thanksgiving and Christmas together. We also figured that things have been going well enough that we’re at the “meet the parents” stage, (hopefully unlike the movie of the same name.)
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So you may have seen the other day that I was wounded while being a doting girlfriend. Needless to say I milked it for all it’s worth, (hey no one ever called me stupid! At least not to my face.) Anyway, I waved my sore finger around until even my snarky boyfriend felt a WEE [...]
I cut my finger this morning while making a lunch for HCFG. I’m ok, (it stopped bleeding after 5 minutes,) but it sure is a bear to type with only one hand.
Do you know how much mileage I can get out of this one??? Hot damn!
My finger hurts – Wahhhhhhh!
Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
I reach over and sleepily hit the snooze button.
Groans from both sides of the bed.
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This past August, HCFG and I took a road trip to Maine to celebrate his birthday. We planned a long weekend, but decided to take things at a leisurely pace. The only high pressure thing on the schedule was arriving in Bar Harbor in time for dinner.
We ate lobster until we were ready to pop, [...]
I noticed something funny recently.
We’ve all had our share of fair-weather friends who disappear at the first hint that you might be in trouble. Which completely stinks, by the way. I just hadn’t realized that there are also foul-weather friends as well. What I mean is people who are there for you when [...]
It’s that time again! Yes folks, Halloween is coming, and I don’t have a thing to wear.
Two years ago I dressed as a trampy tavern wench, and marched in the West Village parade with Deni and her dog, Rosie.
Last year I trick or treated with my neighbors and their dogs. The dogs were in costume, [...]
Hot Cute Fun Guy and I are talking about Wall Street.
Lisa: “It’s getting scary out there.”
HCFG: “Don’t I know it. I see companies imploding every day.”
Lisa: “This crash is happening so fast. Almost like it’s overnight. Where did all the money go?”
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The refrigerator is completely overloaded and we can’t find a thing.
Lisa: “Honey, do you remember if we bought hummus?”
Hot Cute Fun Guy: “I think so, have you looked in the refrigerator?”
I send HCFG a scathing look. He has the grace to look embarrassed.
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Before my first date with Hot Cute Fun Guy I was a nervous wreck. We had exchanged literally hundreds of emails. We had talked on the phone for hours. Everything seemed to be coming together and I was really excited to meet him. However, as a veteran of internet dating, I knew that the [...]