I saw Brad Pitt on a rainy afternoon a few days before the Oscars. I had my hair cut that morning by my longtime L.A. stylist and I looked fierce. And you know how when you feel good it shows? Anyway, I was flitting around, doing errands, and it started to rain. Naturally I didn’t [...]
Only in L.A…
Will you see on the exact same day…
Brad Pitt
AND
Ron Jeremy.
From the sublime to the ridiculous.
Be back next week!
I’m out of here, kids.
Off to L.A. for pleasure business and I can’t wait! I’m definitely looking forward to giving my winter coat a rest. Maybe I’ll even get it dry cleaned. Do I live dangerously or what?
Miss Ally da Pup will be staying with her longtime dog sitter. Who… drum roll please… is in [...]
I’m taking WAY too much pleasure over this Paris Hilton thing. Her pathetic ass getting booted back to jail was the best part of my day. As for all the lawyers, journalists, sheriffs, and everyone else pontificating? Priceless.
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving skank.
Have a nice weekend – I know I will!
It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
You ever notice that when you’re sick everything seems askew? You have a heightened sense of reality. I never did drugs, but I would imagine it’s the same sensation. The colors seem brighter or dimmer, and everything seems to be happening with a gauzy filter in front of it. [...]
I’m back from L.A. and I thought I would present you with a brief summary of my trip:
I worked. A lot. Practically nonstop.
One shoot day was a 17 hour day. To break it down, I left for work at 4:00 a.m. and returned home at 10:00 p.m.. My host took one look at my [...]
I’m leaving this cold, blustery town and heading West. Yes folks, I’m off to LA for business and play – I just love it when those two things come together! I’m going to work, see friends, shmooze, and probably like I would miss it have a piece of cake.
Behave your fine selves and I’ll see [...]
I was walking down Main Street, (in a very trendy section of Santa Monica,) and saw a guy wearing this t-shirt.
“Your sister’s good but your mother does that really hot thing with her tongue.”
Alrighty then!
Hi there,
I’m taking a short break from Blogland. For all sorts of reasons. But I think the main one is that I want to step away from my computer and just be you know? I need to regroup, clear my head, recharge my batteries … pick your cliche. All I know is that I am [...]