Best. Celebrity. Sighting. Ever.

All I can say is Angelina is one lucky gal.

Will you see on the exact same day…

Brad Pitt

AND

Ron Jeremy.

From the sublime to the ridiculous.

Be back next week!

Off to L.A. for pleasure business and I can’t wait! I’m definitely looking forward to giving my winter coat a rest. Maybe I’ll even get it dry cleaned. Do I live dangerously or what?

Miss Ally da Pup will be staying with her longtime dog sitter. Who… drum roll please… is in REMISSION!!!! I know they will have a glorious time together.

Behave your fine selves, ok?

I’ll be back!

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving skank.

Have a nice weekend – I know I will!

You ever notice that when you’re sick everything seems askew? You have a heightened sense of reality. I never did drugs, but I would imagine it’s the same sensation. The colors seem brighter or dimmer, and everything seems to be happening with a gauzy filter in front of it. Kinda like the black silk stockings cameramen use on lens to soften the look of aging actors.

I started to feel horrible on Wednesday. Luckily it was towards the end of the job, but it still sucked all the same. I traveled back from LA to NY on Thursday morning. FYI, I do not recommend flying with a cold and sore throat. I thought my ears were exploding during the landing – IT HURT! I wanted to scream but didn’t, (probably just as well, I was in no condition to deal with the Feds.) I finally got home, played with my pup, and crashed. Friday and Saturday I was in a total fog. Woozy, achy, sneezy, coughy, and sounding like death warmed over. It hurt to talk so I didn’t. Much. The bummer was I had to work part of the time. And it took every bit of my energy to finish what I promised to do in order to make Fed Ex. I was completely wiped out afterwards. My dog sitter was also sick so I had to walk Ally da Pup. You know you are looking bad when every single person you encounter tells you so. Thanks folks!

Sunday, I started to feel human again but nowhere near good. Today I am coughing my guts out, (lovely visual yes?) and blowing my nose every two minutes. Concentration remains limited at best.

I did catch up with a week’s worth of All My Children reruns on SoapNet though.

Are we having fun yet?

Not so much.

As misery loves company, I want to hear about some of your “inconvenient” sick moments. Not that it’s ever a good time to be sick, but tell me about when the timing absolutely SUCKED. And what happened?

I worked. A lot. Practically nonstop.

One shoot day was a 17 hour day. To break it down, I left for work at 4:00 a.m. and returned home at 10:00 p.m.. My host took one look at my face and gave me a big hug, a glass of wine, and an ear to listen. I have good friends!

Last Saturday, my one I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you actual day off, I received over 50 emails and phone calls. I dealt with them in between hanging out with my lovely friend Annie. It was a glorious sunny day, and the company was sublime. We had brunch in Venice, wandered around Santa Monica Beach, oh and saw this guy. We were sitting on a low wall chatting and he was listening to every word we said. I knew he was there, Annie didn’t. I couldn’t really say anything without “giving it away.” She was stunned when I told her afterwards. FYI, I don’t really talk to celebs during their downtime, I sort of leave them alone. I figure they get harassed enough.

Afterwards we left Santa Monica and headed to Melrose. I know this will be a puhlease big shock to you guys, but I had a slice of Triple Berry Cake. Annie insisted on treating and it was so yummy! Annie and I always have fun together.

What else did I do? Did I mention I worked nonstop? Oh right, I did. Hmmm. Well, I saw three darling children of two different friends, PJ, Sean and Miss Olivia. They were all quite charming and growing like weeds. I also watched “American Idol” during some of my downtime as my host was a fan. Lakisha rocks by the way.

I unfortunately didn’t get to see quite a few of my buddies because my hours were so long. I will catch them the next trip.

I caught one heck of a cold from my boss – not THAT way you pervs – and am now writing with the following items next to me: NYQUIL, Kleenex, Cold-Eeez, Hall’s cough drops, and Purell. Oh and a pup who was/is very happy to see me.

Is it too early to go back to bed yet? This NYQUIL is making me loopy.

Behave your fine selves and I’ll see you all soon!

“Your sister’s good but your mother does that really hot thing with her tongue.”

Alrighty then!

I’m taking a short break from Blogland. For all sorts of reasons. But I think the main one is that I want to step away from my computer and just be you know? I need to regroup, clear my head, recharge my batteries … pick your cliche. All I know is that I am burnt out and ready for a change of pace.

First things first, I’m getting the heck out of Dodge! I’ve got a trip scheduled to L.A. very soon. I can’t wait to see my friends, hang out with my cousins, do some job shmoozing, and work on my tan. OH YEA. When I get back to the East Coast, I want to enjoy all the fun of summer in New York. Free concerts, lazy days in Central Park, suppers al fresco, long walks, and exploring new places. I want to enjoy my friends and make some new ones. There is so much I want to do… and there are simply not enough hours in the day. Something has to give. For now anyway.

I look forward to coming back refreshed, with lots of fun stories to share. And I can’t wait to hear what’s been going on with YOU! Until we meet again my friends… be well and take care. Love you guys!