We spoke in hushed quiet tones…
“Babe, look at that.”
“That is so beautiful.”
“It’s absolutely magical, I feel like it was created just for us.”
Several hours earlier…
My building is endowed with an over-efficient boiler. It’s only a few years old and really does its job. Translation? My building is always hot. Africa hot. We all complain about [...]
Hah! Got your attention, didn’t I?
Yesterday was my annual mammogram and ultrasound. And after all those tests, the specialist checked me out as well. That’s what happens after you get a finding, from here on out, you have a team of doctors regularly checking your boobies.
And I’m delighted to inform the entire internet you [...]
So you’ve already read about one type of guy you should never ever shtup. Now I’ve got another one for you to put in the ixnay file.
Second on the list: The what-the-hell-was-I-thinking Rebound Guy.
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I’m sure it’s been made quite clear by now that HCFG and I are happy together. Ad nauseum at times (sorry about that!) But you can’t write about a good relationship and not talk about the fights as well. And yes, we do fight. Of course we do, everyone does. Any couple that says they [...]
So you’ve joined the online dating world, and you’re starting to set up some intriguing dates. And there are so many guys to choose from! How do you begin to narrow them down? There are such a wide variety of men in the dating pond. Who do you reel in? And, perhaps more importantly, who [...]
Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
I reach over and sleepily hit the snooze button.
Groans from both sides of the bed.
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This past August, HCFG and I took a road trip to Maine to celebrate his birthday. We planned a long weekend, but decided to take things at a leisurely pace. The only high pressure thing on the schedule was arriving in Bar Harbor in time for dinner.
We ate lobster until we were ready to pop, [...]
I noticed something funny recently.
We’ve all had our share of fair-weather friends who disappear at the first hint that you might be in trouble. Which completely stinks, by the way. I just hadn’t realized that there are also foul-weather friends as well. What I mean is people who are there for you when [...]
Hot Cute Fun Guy and I are talking about Wall Street.
Lisa: “It’s getting scary out there.”
HCFG: “Don’t I know it. I see companies imploding every day.”
Lisa: “This crash is happening so fast. Almost like it’s overnight. Where did all the money go?”
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The refrigerator is completely overloaded and we can’t find a thing.
Lisa: “Honey, do you remember if we bought hummus?”
Hot Cute Fun Guy: “I think so, have you looked in the refrigerator?”
I send HCFG a scathing look. He has the grace to look embarrassed.
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