I’m hibernating with my sweetie until further notice…
HCFG and I will be munching on girl scout cookies, watching reality tv, reading ourselves blind, and quaffing hot toddies, all the while continuing to be nauseatingly shmoopie.
Oh and we’ll also concentrating on secret projects, so secret that if I told you I’d have to… never mind.
I’ll be [...]
Attention Project Runway Fans!!!
This is Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York. The designers are showing their spring wares. Anorexic models are stomping the runway. Fashionistas are snarking everywhere. Bitchy fun for the whole family!
Along with all this joy we have the finalists for the Bravo’s Project Runway.
SPOILER INFO – DO NOT READ ANY [...]
… I’m spending the weekend watching “America’s Next Top Model” Marathon on MTV. They are running reruns of the past cycles pretty much 24/7. And since I’ve become totally addicted to this ridiculous, over-the-top, wildly entertaining show, I’m parking my backside on the couch. In case you were wondering, the high temps in New York [...]
Another typical Sunday night at Casa de Lisa B., Chinese food delivery, (Beef with Broccoli and a Spring Roll in case you were wondering,) eaten in front of the TV. Glamorous eh?
Don’t you wish you were me?
Pffffffftttt.
But I do feel the need to issue fair warning, right here and right now:
if Extreme Makeover: [...]
I’ve got a blog crush. And he’s HOT. Too gorgeous for words. I am so into him – he makes me all tingly and googly-moogly!
And somewhat illiterate apparently.
I just can’t stop thinking about him.
Can’t. Stop. Myself.
Who is it you ask?
Well, I DO have some serious stud-muffins on my blogroll. Like Se7en, Vince, Andy, Bud [...]
It finally got cold in New York, (temps in mid 20’s with the wind chill bringing it down even further,) and I’m using that as an excuse to spend more nights at home. That and the fact I’m broke from the holidays. Anyway with all this nesting time, I’ve rediscovered my bad summer habit, [...]
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Let’s see, what shall I write about? Hilary Clinton running for president? The effects of global warming on the atmosphere? Why microwave popcorn that is low fat, low sodium, with no trans fats tastes like corrugated cardboard?
Not so much.
Hmmmm.
Well, I’m insanely busy at work so I won’t be around as much. I’ll miss you guys [...]
Something strange is happening in my world. It’s just all kinds of wrong. And I don’t know how to make it stop.
In the last few weeks, I have watched EVER SINGLE ONE of these shows. Repeatedly.
Project Runway
My Life on the D-List
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
Rock Star: Supernova
And I REALLY hate [...]
OH MY GAWD, I dreamed that I was suddenly what the fuck producing “Dancing With The Stars.”
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I knew nothing about the show, it had to go live on-air in three hours, half of the crew were stoned in the basement, the star was having a hissy fit cause he had a big zit and absolutely [...]