Dear Con Ed,
I really appreciate that you are fixing the street to offer me better service – that’s very gracious of you! Especially in view of the fact that my electric bill went up 30% this summer. It’s so nice to know I’m getting something for my money. I just can’t begin to tell you [...]
This subject is driving me crazy! Do you know people who are simply too stupid to live? OK, maybe not that extreme, but these folks apparently never seem to have a clue?
They remind me of a turkey who will literally drown drown in the rain, because it’s too dumb to close his mouth, (beak?)
I [...]
RANT ALERT!
Enter at your own risk.
Cause I am seriously pissed.
I’ve been attacked by the SHOULD people. Who in my opinion all need a good, old fashioned, Texas style, ass whupping.
A neighbor asked me about my workout regime. I told him. His response?
“You know 30 minutes of cardio really doesn’t do anything. You should be doing [...]
Where was I? Oh right, I was telling you about the best and the worst of Restaurant Week. I told you about the restaurant that did everything just right, then mentioned I would tell you about the one that did everything horribly wrong.
“Be sure and check back for my next post, which will discuss [...]
Summer rerun time! This is one of my favorites from last summer.
What they say and what they mean: The Job Boards
Quick learner
Stupid need not apply. We already have the boss’s son in that position.
Highly motivated
We’re going to work you until you drop. Sweatshop labor is better paid.
Coordinate meal orders
Your the yutz who gets to go [...]
Warning: Mommy Bloggers please step away from the computer. This post will probably piss you off. Thoroughly.
Saturday I flew back from The South. The last few weeks had been rough and I just wanted to chill on the flight. I had my iPod, a trashy summer beach read, and some munchies. I was all set. [...]
Here’s another one of my favorite posts, (which just happens to perfectly reflect my mood today.) Enjoy!
Yes I am usually nice but…
As I have mentioned before on this blog, I can be a first class bitch. Sorry to shatter any illusions but it’s true. In the right mood I can take on anyone. [...]
Dear Tourists of New York City,
Thank you for visiting! We are simply thrilled you are here. Allow me to make a few suggestions to keep the locals from killing you and dropping your body in the East River make your stay even more pleasurable.
I suggest you use mass transit to come into the city. There [...]
I absolutely love about as much as I love a root canal the spam that infiltrates my inbox.
But you know what? These people really care about my life, health, and well being! And since they are just so darn considerate, I thought I should at least take the time to respond in kind.
“Penis size [...]
Once again my everyday bitchy thoughts, live and uncensored!
Why can’t Rosie O’Donnell ever learn to STFU? Every time I start to find her entertaining, she says yet another stupid and or really offensive comment. It’s like she can’t wait to implode her career again! And she wasn’t exactly in big demand after she quit her [...]