Lisa: “Have you heard about that couple in Colorado? The ones who
wrote a book about how they decided to spice up their sex life by having sex once a day for 101 days?
What do you think of that?”
Long pause.
Hot Cute Fun Guy: “Amateurs.”
Neighbor: “Did you see that dude at the gym? He was hot!”
Lisa: “I wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.”
Neighbor: “Or for ice cream on a hot night.”
Lisa: “Or for rich gooey chocolate.”
Neighbor: “Or for strawberries with whipped cream.”
Lisa: “Or for pretty much anything else either.”
For Fuzz , Mal Snay and Kat – by request…
Back in my grammar school days, my best friend’s mother used to read romance novels. Everything from Harlequin novels, to what they used to call “bodice rippers.”
All the men on the book covers looked like Fabio.
This was the era before Fabio, so either he [...]
I was walking down Main Street, (in a very trendy section of Santa Monica,) and saw a guy wearing this t-shirt.
“Your sister’s good but your mother does that really hot thing with her tongue.”
Alrighty then!
I’m still busy as heck so I’m re-posting one of my early favorites – enjoy!
Ah, the bad boy. Which every woman should experience at least once in her life. I have an ongoing refrain with one of my pals, “Got to love a bad boy.” What is it about bad boys that makes them so irresistible?
1- [...]
I was starting to think it might never happen but it has. My dreams are finally coming true.
I’m absolutely crazy about someone! Isn’t that AWESOME???
And because I KNOW you guys are gonna ask, (and against my better judgement,) I’m going to show you his picture. I am fully aware you will want to [...]
Slow down a bit ok…. Ahhhh… Oh that feels soooo good….
Yes, right there, that’s it…. A little harder… Ohhhh…
Oh God, you are the best… Ahhhhhh…. Please don’t stop…
OK, get your mind out of the gutter you pervs! I was just thinking about my last massage. I really need to schedule another one, my back [...]
Ah, the bad boy. Which every woman should experience at least once in her life. I have an ongoing refrain with one of my pals, “Got to love a bad boy.” What is it about bad boys that makes them so irresistible?1- They are usually smoking hot
2- They’ve got attitude, they’ve got style
3- They are [...]
I’ve been thinking about Friends With Benefits. Per my favorite dating site I think a LOT of people are thinking about this of late. Maybe all the hot weather? Not sure. Anyway, I’ve never been clear if FWB is a good idea or not. I change my mind all the time about this. Not necessarily [...]