How you know that you’ve had way too much fun at the outlet malls this summer?
When you have purchased almost all of your holiday gifts before Labor Day.
And I don’t know about you, but that never ever happens at my end.
Until now!
It’s a wee bit scary, actually. Can my inner ugh Martha Stewart be far [...]
RING! RING!
“What the hell?”
RING! RING!
“It’s 4:00 in the freaking morning, why is my alarm going off? OHHHHH. Black Friday. Crap.”
And so it began…
We arrived at Wal-Mart at 4:45 a.m.. Yes you read that time correctly. Yes we are nuts. Your point? Anyway, the sale began at 5:00 a.m.. It was a 24 hour store [...]
What women get and men don’t:
How much we love having a good manicure and pedicure.
When my cute new sandals reveal my perfectly polished toes, I am officially a goddess. And it feels good!
Being a woman requires regular and ongoing pain:
Think childbirth, bikini waxes, in-laws, and high heeled shoes. Nuff said.
When you call, text, or email [...]
Note to self:
Do not EVER leave The City again. Period.
I decided today would be a great day for a Jersey run. I wanted to go to Costco, Target, and Stop & Shop to pick up some stuff for the holidays. I should have gotten my first clue that it was a busy shopping day when [...]
I hope you all had a fabulous Thanksgiving! I did the usual, spent time with Mom, saw extended family and special friends, helped prepare our holiday fare, and last but not least shopped on Black Friday. We were at the mall at 5:45 a.m., and for all you naysayers, well piffle on you. We SCORED [...]
In an effort to beat the inevitable crowd, I’m celebrating Thanksgiving a little bit early. Thus a few things I’m grateful for:
Mom
Ally da Pup
My family
My loyal and amazing friends
Long slow deep wet kisses that last 3 days, (oops wrong post)
Living in NYC
Zabar’s Coffee
Kevin Federline is about to slither back into the obscurity where he [...]
I have become one of those people.
I swore it would never happen, and yet somehow they weaseled their way in.
Is this the beginning of something that will never end???
I was always so adamant against them.
But I got lured into their evil web.
I bought this after watching an early morning infomercial.
I know how infomercials are, I [...]
Several Saturday’s ago, I was trying to relax after a week from Hell. I was frustrated, tired and completely stressed out. I felt overwhelmed, and just couldn’t seem to decompress. I decided to take Ally da Pup on a long walk. We went outside, wandered around, and finally ended up in front of my building [...]
Yet another edition of my guilty pleasures… and what the heck does “Dog Days of Summer” mean anyway? Never mind, I googled it, here ya go. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys! Anyway without further ado, here are a few things that make me a happy camper.
Playing Hooky From Work:
Love this one. [...]
I walked outside my front door and discovered a hubbub of activity. The avenue is closed to vehicle traffic for approximately 30 blocks. There is tangy, fresh squeezed lemonade, chicken kebabs barbecuing over an open fire, and funnel cakes covered with powdered sugar. And there are street vendors as far as you can see. They [...]