… I’m back!!
“So Lisa B, what have you been doing during your rather ahem lengthy blog hiatus?”
“Thanks for asking oh-curious-unnamed-blogger! I suddenly looked up and months had gone by. How in the world did THAT happen???”
Anyway, here are a few of the highlights:
HCFG and I celebrated our one year anniversary. I truly can’t believe it, [...]
During this oh-so-joyful-holiday season, do you ever feel like your head is going to spin off your body? And if you slow down for even a minute that nothing will get done in time?
Me too.
Happy Holidays, my backside
Dear Con Ed,
I really appreciate that you are fixing the street to offer me better service – that’s very gracious of you! Especially in view of the fact that my electric bill went up 30% this summer. It’s so nice to know I’m getting something for my money. I just can’t begin to tell you [...]
Since Hot Cute Fun Guy introduced me to this hilarious place, I have had silicone on the brain. Which subsequently reminded me of a favorite post from June, 2006. Enjoy!
Like many other little girls, I had a Barbie doll.
She was of course blonde with those unnatural, scary measurements.
Designed by a man I’m sure. Why are [...]
This subject is driving me crazy! Do you know people who are simply too stupid to live? OK, maybe not that extreme, but these folks apparently never seem to have a clue?
They remind me of a turkey who will literally drown drown in the rain, because it’s too dumb to close his mouth, (beak?)
I [...]
I bet you were all thinking I had left the blogosphere forever. I mean 5 days without being able to load Lisa B.’s blog – WTF?
WTF indeed. My piece of shit beloved server had a meltdown. A big one. I exchanged several polite but increasingly terse emails with them over the last few days. They [...]
Around here we have The Doe Fund. What is that you ask? Well, it’s a group that helps people who are homeless, on public assistance, or formerly incarcerated create a new life. The Doe Fund guys clean up the trashcans for the city of New York. They are easily recognizable by their royal blue shirts [...]
RANT ALERT!
Enter at your own risk.
Cause I am seriously pissed.
I’ve been attacked by the SHOULD people. Who in my opinion all need a good, old fashioned, Texas style, ass whupping.
A neighbor asked me about my workout regime. I told him. His response?
“You know 30 minutes of cardio really doesn’t do anything. You should be doing [...]
You know the cool thing about having conjunctivitis and a bacterial infection simultaneously? Actually not a damn thing, but I’m trying to look on the bright side. So without further ado…
You get to watch made-for-tv movies like “A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story,” and the sequel, “Betty Broderick is Still Batshit Insane” on Lifetime. [...]
I’ve got a nasty sore throat and cold. And it won’t go away, damn it! I’ve had it since Saturday and am feeling lousy. Yes, I will go to the doctor if I don’t get better soon but in the meantime I need suggestions.
What are your best home remedies when you’re sick? What over the [...]