Another typical Sunday night at Casa de Lisa B., Chinese food delivery, (Beef with Broccoli and a Spring Roll in case you were wondering,) eaten in front of the TV. Glamorous eh?
Don’t you wish you were me?
Pffffffftttt.
But I do feel the need to issue fair warning, right here and right now:
if Extreme Makeover: [...]
I’m feeling a lot a bit sorry for myself. September blew goats sucked. I had to deal with doctors, my insurance company, (repeatedly,) petty, mean-spirited behavior, and a boatload of other crap. Oh and did I mention I had to have an MRI? I blew out my knee at the gym, and now have 2 [...]
I’m taking off the rest of the week, (and weekend,) from blogging to do my taxes. Yes folks, I have officially run out of extensions, and now it’s time to get them done.
Hey, better late than never, right? Phooey. And for anyone who might be keeping score, YES, I had the exact same scenario happening [...]
We all posted our favorite album/cd titles the other day, which I thoroughly enjoyed. So in that same groove, I want to hear your votes for the all-time WORST album/cd ever! The ones that made you cringe, recoil in horror, laugh your ass off, and or say to yourself, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??*
*evil laugh*
This is [...]
My favorite album/cd title EVER:
“Verities & Balderdash”
Now there’s a title you don’t see every day!
And your favorite?
* hat tip to Allison
This was sent to me anonymously a while back…
With all your honor and dignity, what would you do?
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.
Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test [...]
I have learned the hard way that there are times NOT to blog, (or comment,) as I usually regret it. Profoundly.
During THAT time of the month:
I get very snippy, grumpy and oversensitive. Nuff said.
Before my morning coffee:
I tend to misspell and leave out words, thus sounding like a complete freaking moron.
When I have been drinking:
Those [...]
Oh ALTOIDS, you “curiously strong” sugar free gum,
I chew you and say YUM.
Even though it is not so ladylike,
Those that say I chew like a streetwalker should take a hike!
Your peppermint goodness brings me joy,
Like a kid with a brand new toy.
So thank you ALTOIDS for the good cheer,
You will do until my next beer!*
(*ok [...]
Hi there,
I’m taking a short break from Blogland. For all sorts of reasons. But I think the main one is that I want to step away from my computer and just be you know? I need to regroup, clear my head, recharge my batteries … pick your cliche. All I know is that I am [...]
I was told this story by a friend. Apparently it sparked quite a debate on a local radio station.
You are driving down the street and not really paying attention. Suddenly you see a homeless man crossing the road directly in front of your car. If you swerve to miss the homeless man then you will [...]